Saif and Me

March 18, 2010 at 10:41 am (Uncategorized)
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Disclaimer : All those who came to this page thinking that I have posted an exclusive interview with Saif, or if you felt that Saif was clicked with me, then I am sorry you came to the wrong post.

Added Precaution: This post is an outcome of utter boredom, and hence could be extremely boring for most of you. So read this one, only after calculating the risks ahead.

How does it feel to watch the old videos, or the very old photographs? To me its an embarrassing  experience. Excluding the ones in which some girl (or say, chic) was thankfully holding me so tight that I didn’t want to forget that experience. But jokes apart, last time my mom opened my childhood calendar, it was all so embarrassing for me, I mean, look any pic and I am either nude, or crying. What was all that? And my mom says that those were good memories? Oh God, mummy please stop watching Ekta Kapoor serials, you are spoiled watching all those useless rona-dhona!

Now, this evening I tried to watch some of the old videos. It led to a laughter riot, and trust me, the only thought which came into my mind was – What the hell is this guy doing, and what would happen to this guy if he watches these videos now. I am talking about Saif Ali Khan and his disastrous movies like – Ashiq Awaara, Tu Khiladi Mai Anari.

if I get so embarrassed to see my old pics and old videos, god knows what would Saif feel after watching this video.

If you pay even little attention to the song below, you will be able to decide what all I am talking about. Things to watch out for in the song are – Dance steps and the special emphasis to the movement of the long hair, the pink handkerchief and its importance in the life of the hero, and the smile of the lady. I tell you, there is no reason why Saif should have been a star in those days, and Shilpa is not a star even now. Afterall there is a maximum limit for things to change and look acceptable. Enjoy the video below

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Babu, Baby, Shona, and Cutie

March 15, 2010 at 9:05 am (Uncategorized)

Act 1: Imagine a situation where you are meeting a sales guy or a banker who is telling you about his product and he acts in a way by which you consider him to be a dynamic and a capable guy. He is done with his presentations, you are impressed and you wish to forward your recommendations to your boss for further action on the purchasing. And then suddenly his girlfriend comes in that outdoor meeting, and somewhere in that discussion she calls him ‘shona’.

Act 2: You are walking down the street or in a mall, you get to see a couple walking towards you. They are talking and smiling, you get interested in her girlfriend and start dreaming that even you should get a girlfriend some time soon. You are enticed to the fact that how goody-goody it feels to be walking the way this couple is. They come closer and then you eavesdrop their conversation, and then you get to hear that he calls her ‘chinu’ and she calls him ‘cheena’.

Act 3: You are having fun staring at some hot girl in the college canteen, and in the mean time some couple comes at the same table and start talking about their daily life and suddenly in the heat of the moment they get too involved in their life and start discussing things by taking the pet names of each other like – Cutie, Shona etc etc.

God knows how most of you react to such things, but I get absolutely turned off by such idiotic names. I mean how can girlfriends ruin the image of guys in public? And how the hell these macho looking guys become so idiotic to start calling their girlfriends by their pet-names. Who stops them to use all such names in private, but in public! Complete Turn-Off.

And this torture gets intensified (especially for the boy-friends) if end up getting a girl who is Bollywood kind girl-friend. She would leave no chance in displaying the PDA (if you dont know what PDA is, you need to get a girl-friend as urgently as possible), and then a public mess of your reputation and personality by calling you with names like – Babu, Shona, Baby, Cutie, and all similar sounding rubbish.

Whats wrong girls? How does it help to call a guy a ‘cutie’ in public? If I were the one who would have been called a cutie in public, I would have felt embarrassed and could have searched for a reason to hide my face from others. [I know, no one will say me a cutie for obviously un-attractive face that I have, but then how do you think about someone calling me babu!! or baby?]

[this post was inspired by the tweets from @chetan_bhagat]

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Appam-C’s brother found

March 11, 2010 at 4:35 pm (Uncategorized)

In a recent joyful news update, Appam-C’s brother has been found back in India. And the moment he was identified (via reliable sources) to be the  younger brother of THE Appam-C, people could not hold their patience and in an sudden out-burst of emotion and a sense of gratefulness to the extreme mercy of the god some people lost their self into the moment, some were found to be crying on the spot and some were found chanting the great mantra of Appam-C (picked up directly from those pious class-room sessions).

It has been reported that such a honest display emotions in a public gathering in contemporary times has been observed only when Lord Ganesha drank milk. Press and Media people had a sight to remember and capture it as a moment which they would remember for the rest of their life. and for all those devotees……its was like THE Respectable Appam-C himself being there.

And before we show you the pious video of Junior Appam-C, we must bring something to your notice that you have to give special attention to the ‘down-to-earth’ kind of nature and his mild way of expressing himself……truley he deserves to be the Junior Appam-C.

What remains to be a point of severe speculation among all the media people and the corridors of the established institutions is that what would happen on the day when Appam-C himself would decide to be before public……I believe such questions should be left to be answered by time itself!

And without wasting even a single moment, I take you all to the Junior Appam-C……

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Appam-C and the Capital-C – Part II

March 11, 2010 at 12:34 pm (College Stories)
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Update: Some people have started to believe that Capital-C should be called the Appam-C, that suits him better. So I leave this decision upto you all who are reading this page what should he be termed as – Appam or Capital C. Whats is sure is that he will continue to called a C.

Appam-C and the Capital-C got  a huge response, I am thankful that you appreciated this step……..well to continue the story and bring some added thrill to the un-written saga – ‘The Great Appam-C and his Chutiyapa’, I am adding some colours and avenues for a greater participation into the story which will unfold in the weeks to come. I tell you, sometimes its very important to live the character to enjoy the story at the fullest…….so go ahead and take some leads from whats written below:

Now, a quick update……..Soon we are going to hold a competition where People will be asked to act like Appam-C and the judge would be THE Appam-C himself. Now imagine, what kind of exposure you can get. What kind of experience you are supposed to generate by practicing to be someone like the great C, Appam-C. I encourage you all to start behaving and living in the shoes and the persona of the great maestro!

Second, do you guys remember that dialog from famous Amitabh Bachchaan movie where he says – Hum jahan khade hotey hain, wahin se line shuru hoti hai! Thrilled? Guess you have read my mind….well, you are right – There will a competition where we will have to display those abilities where one will get quick 30 seconds to display his agility and presence (or absense) of mind and speak up How would Appam-C react in this situation. I tell you, this could be a huge challenge because everyone would want to display the learnings from past so many months, day after day, every class. So keeping in view the tremendous competition, I have decided that this would be a Buzzer Round!!!!

There would other rounds too but to keep the enthusiasm alive and saving the surprise factor I am not revealing the other competitions which are in store, they will be released in times to come. So stay tuned. But even more important thing to do is to start believing that Appam-C is somewhere around you, like the Omnipresent and Omnipotent. Trust me, going by this belief and devotion would help you gain the desired level of confidence and charisma on the competition day.

Finally, one short request……..if people can carry voice recorders and video cameras when with Appam-C, then we can get a closer view of the life of THE C. It would be treated as a service to the god himself, and we devotees of Sri Sri Appam Chutiya will be highly indebted to you forever. Kindly act and show your devotion!

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Appam-C and the Capital-C

March 10, 2010 at 6:56 pm (College Stories)
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While I am starting to write this post, I guess I am inspired by the Fake IPL Player (FIP), what a time to remember that guy when IPL is a day away from its 3rd season and also his book is a day away from now. One of the surest recollections from Fake IPL Player is Appam Chutiya, and each time I am reminded of the guy I almost go mad laughing and rolling-polling over the floor. How nicely this character has been created and even well presented in the story, must say I will be indebted to FIP for his story line and an inspiration for this blog.

[For all those of you who are unaware of the tales of the Great Appam Chutiya, please go ahead and read the entire story here : The Fake IPL Player , I assure you a guaranteed laugh].

Well, now coming to my Appam Chutiya………he is none other than one of my class-mates…….trust me, no one else can make an ass of himself the way he could do it. Whats more fascinating and sometimes thrilling to know is that each and every time he gets an opportunity to open his mouth he does it once again. Oops!

Provide this guy (oh! yes you can narrow down your choices now….he is a guy) a slightest of the hint, and he would steal the opportunity by opening his mouth, and each time he steal such an opportunity he supersedes his own past performance of being an Appam Chutiya……..

Now, for the benefit of all who can’t speak such complicated Indian lingo we have cut short his name to only C….and we respectfully call him ‘Capital-C‘

So my dear Capital-C ….. I dedicate this statement to you, and the likes of you roaming here and there in this world…..

‘Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups’

Hats off to your super abilities and nature defying capabilities……we bow you…..and probably generations to come would remember you for your great feats!

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March 10, 2010 at 11:16 am (Uncategorized)

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